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Default Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

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Originally Posted by I'm a tool View Post
well.. you have intercourse (sex) with a female (girl). so.. yeah, you do.



but what about those little tortured souls that are dying in her ovaries? isn't god worried about them? or do they get their own hotel in heaven because there was nothing that the big man up there coul do about it? you totally discarded your previous "point", man.



i try.



thinking.. about my sister or mother? it's disgusting that you'd even suggest that. blegh. it's much more likely that i'm thinking of my hot, sexy boyfriend's smooth chest and that trail of hair leading down to you-know-where. mmm. i don't think a bible verse written down on a little card would do anything.

i'm totally kidding, by the way. but i mean, it stops people from having sex too early, most likely prevents countless teenage pregnancies, stops people from cheating on their significant other, and it just feels good. why the hecky would god disapprove of it?
Your body is not meant to be treated like some toy for your amusement/enjoyment.

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1 Corinthians 6:19 (1611 King James Bible)

What, know ye not that your body is the Temple of the holy Ghost which is in you, which yee haue of God, and ye are not your owne?
Besides, do you really think Jesus wants to see you diddling yourself? Come on, don't put Jesus through that.
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