A 6.7 magnitude earthquake struck off Chile's Pacific coast tonight.
Let's all pray God doesn't send a massive huge tidal wave to wipe them out like He did Indonesia, the Philippines, Haiti and Japan.
I know if we get to it in time our prayers will avert His wrath. I know Chile is going to owe us a large gratitude of debt for this, but really it's okay. We do this out of love for you people.
Without the toil of your people, we wouldn't have such good food at Taco Bell, Chipotle or Tasty Taco. So we'll be praying extra hard for you to repent of whatever evil you committed to have God's bloody sword Deuteronomy 32:42 hanging over you (figuratively speaking. It would be a tidal wave in reality.)
Thank you and God bless, Chili.