Originally Posted by Orem Festus Jr.
Tarnation,boy! Is you plumb idgit? Sassin one of them true Christians is a shore way to git mre of them red sqares i seen up by your name there. Tread real careful like,son.id hate to see what what'd be left of you if you get in a tangle with one of them fellers!
Can anyone translate this from demon possessed 4th grader to Godly English please?