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So God's now instructing you to shoot random people that haven't done anything wrong?
That you are too stupid to understand God's plan doesn't mean God doesn't have a plan. God has a a plan. Everything that happens, happens because God wants it to happen. If a baby is born in Africa, dies from hunger or disease in a few days and then burns in Hell for all eternity for refusing to worship Jesus, it's part of God's plan. When I accidentally shot an IRA agent a few years ago it felt like an accident to me, but to God it's all part of His plan. Even my extremely annoying neighbor Mrs. Johnsson, who stole Witch Hammer's mother-in-law from me, is part of God's plan. I am certain my current suffering will only make living in Heaven for all eternity more enjoyable. Which is also why I burn my eyes reading the nonsense you post and hurt my fingers posting a proper reply. It feels like I am completely wasting my time, but it's all part of God's plan!
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