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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #1

    Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

    Should Goths be Expelled from School? A picture is worth a thousand words. Just wondered what you folks think.

    PS Those of you who are blessed with the privilege to add new options to the poll are welcomed to!
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    YES, and they should be put in Special Ed!
    0%
    18
    Allow them in, but stone them during recess!
    0%
    11
    There's nothing wrong with Goths, Serial Killers, and Insurance Salesmen (I'm a Lieberal)
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    14
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

    For the safety of the decent, normal students, they should be expelled and locked up. The goth scum are behind all school shootings, and most of the drug use in public schools as well.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Ebenezer Wright
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 1021

      #3
      Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

      I voted for the stoning, they are alot more trouble then they are worth. But like the good Pastor said, they would have be stoned quick before they try anything crazy.

      If only someone would poison all white and black face makeup. That would get rid of at least 99% of them!
      Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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      • Eugene Hackwith
        Farmer for Christ™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 736

        #4
        Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

        Special Education would be too much for Goths. They should be placed permanently in the shop classes. Hopefully they decide to cut themselves with a bandsaw and hit a major artery.
        A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

        Psalm 139:19-20
        Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
        For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22899

          #5
          Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

          I see this question as blindingly obvious; just substitute “Demented Killers” or “Anthrax” for “Goths” and the answer springs off the page.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

            After all those goth school shootings last year I'm surprised that they haven't been banished, yet. I wouldn't even let them wash the makeup off if they wanted to come back.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

              Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
              I voted for the stoning, they are alot more trouble then they are worth. But like the good Pastor said, they would have be stoned quick before they try anything crazy.

              If only someone would poison all white and black face makeup. That would get rid of at least 99% of them!
              I voted for the stoning, as well. Solves the problem once and for all.

              Poisoning the white face makeup would also eliminate mimes and clowns.

              I like the way you think, Brother Ebenezer!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Father Thomas Martin
                Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                • Jul 2007
                • 1015

                #8
                Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                I voted for the stoning, as well. Solves the problem once and for all.

                Poisoning the white face makeup would also eliminate mimes and clowns.

                I like the way you think, Brother Ebenezer!
                I am abstaining from voting, because didn't Jesus say "Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone"?
                ACTS 5:29

                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

                  Originally posted by Mary Martin View Post
                  I am abstaining from voting, because didn't Jesus say "Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone"?
                  Care to put that in context, Mary Martin?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    I am abstaining from voting, because didn't Jesus say "Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone"?
                    Since we TRUE Christians(tm) have been Born Again(r) and Jesus Himself have washed away our sins I will gladly toss all the stones Christ wants me to toss.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Father Thomas Martin
                      Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 1015

                      #11
                      Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Since we TRUE Christians(tm) have been Born Again(r) and Jesus Himself have washed away our sins I will gladly toss all the stones Christ wants me to toss.
                      I'm pretty sure he said "the ones who have NEVER sinned".
                      ACTS 5:29

                      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #12
                        Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

                        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                        I'm pretty sure he said "the ones who have NEVER sinned".
                        Let's look.

                        John 8:7 (emphasis added): So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

                        I don't see "never" in there; do you?
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                        • DarknessSapphire
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 6

                          #13
                          Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

                          Wow, I'm pretty sure Christ wouldn't want you to stone anyone, actually.
                          I like the big Klansmen too, definitely reflects the love of Christ.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

                            Originally posted by DarknessSapphire View Post
                            Wow, I'm pretty sure Christ wouldn't want you to stone anyone, actually.
                            I assume you've never read the Bible, then?

                            God (who is Jesus, who is God) prescribes stoning for those who try to draw people into other religions; sodomites; adulterers; fornicators; zoophiles; and children who are disobedient to parents.
                            I like the big Klansmen too, definitely reflects the love of Christ.
                            Why must you mock Brother Bobby-Joe's security detail robes?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • VictoryOS
                              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                               
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 5388

                              #15
                              Re: Should Goths Be Expelled From School? A Poll

                              Originally posted by DarknessSapphire View Post
                              I like the big Klansmen too, definitely reflects the love of Christ.
                              So you're not only a lessbein, you're a racist as well.
                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                              in 2016

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