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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #1

    Obama Picks Biden

    Well, it's official. I have just been informed by the DOF that the Obama boy has chosen a White man, renowned as a pathological liar, as his running mate. I can't say that I've ever heard of John Biden, but apparently the Demoncrats think enough of him to line him up to be the next president should Obama be elected.

    I expect other True Christians™ to offer their Biblical analysis of this development, but for now all I can say is, Jesus save us from the liebrals.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22899
      #2
      Re: Obama Picks Biden

      You may consider me a little liberal on this, but Biden is a ring-kissing mary-worshipper and a servant of the anti-christ. With the jihadist Obama and this devil's minion together leading the Good Old USA, the future for mankind is bleak. Landover must pull out all the stops to ensure that, before November, the ground opens up and swallows them both alive to join their master the Father of Lies!
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Roberta
          Anti La Leche League Organizer
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 1817
          #3
          Re: Obama Picks Biden

          Here is the information about Bidet:

          Democratic presidential candidate Joseph R. Biden Jr., a U.S. senator from Delaware, was driven from the nomination battle after delivering, without attribution, passages from a speech by British Labor party leader Neil Kinnock. A barrage of subsidiary revelations by the press also contributed to Biden’s withdrawal: a serious plagiarism incident involving Biden during his law school years; the senator’s boastful exaggerations of his academic record at a New Hampshire campaign event; and the discovery of other quotations in Biden’s speeches pilfered from past Democratic politicians.
          Come climb my mountains.

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            • Father Thomas Martin
              Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
              • Jul 2007
              • 1015
              #4
              Re: Obama Picks Biden

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              You may consider me a little liberal on this, but Biden is a ring-kissing mary-worshipper and a servant of the anti-christ. With the jihadist Obama and this devil's minion together leading the Good Old USA, the future for mankind is bleak. Landover must pull out all the stops to ensure that, before November, the ground opens up and swallows them both alive to join their master the Father of Lies!
              Actually, Biden is not a good-standing Catholic.

              In fact, our bishops have been instructed to deny Communion to him until he changes his position!
              ACTS 5:29
              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                • Brother J.H.
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 291
                  #5
                  Re: Obama Picks Biden

                  what has he not fucked enough little kids? Is that why he's not in good standing?
                  http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Obama Picks Biden

                      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                      Actually, Biden is not a good-standing Catholic.

                      In fact, our bishops have been instructed to deny Communion to him until he changes his position!
                      That's actually the closest thing to a compliment a Demoncrat could aspire to. Anyone who isn't "in good standing" with the Roman pope antiChrist must have some positive qualities.

                      So what is he now, a joo or something?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Brother J.H.
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 291
                          #7
                          Re: Obama Picks Biden

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                          So what is he now, a joo or something?
                          No, it's just that anyone who actually believes in Jesus and doesn't spend their time worshipping Mary and the saints is seen as not in good standing. I wouldn't say this to suggest that Biden is a True Christian, because he's not. But the Catholic Church is not a fan of people who pray to Jesus and not Mary and the saints.
                          http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

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                            • WilliamJenningsBryan
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 9384
                              #8
                              Re: Obama Picks Biden



                              I don't think anything good is going to come of this. The Vatican is somehow involved. I'll bet they are seeking farm subsidies for the wheat they use in their Eucharist death cookies.

                              Anyway, with the DEMONcrats in power, Biden is chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. Look for the UN to threaten sanctions on the US if Obama Biden Laden Hussein is not elected President.

                              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                              ...and get off my lawn
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                                • Brother J.H.
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Feb 2008
                                  • 291
                                  #9
                                  Re: Obama Picks Biden

                                  Do you think they'd really do that to us? Why can't the demoncrats ever lose fairly? They always have to blame everything on a miscount or a hanging "chad" or whatever. They can never just take it in stride. I guess that's the nature of being dumb-o-crat.
                                  http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

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                                    • JennyD
                                      Honorary True Christian™
                                      Sweet Placid Sister
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Dec 2007
                                      • 9567
                                      #10
                                      Re: Obama Picks Biden

                                      Goodness, I thought "biden" was the Kenyan word for "nose" . . . Guess I was horribly, terribly wrong!
                                      www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                                      Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                                      Christian Ladies:
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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: Obama Picks Biden

                                          For those of you interested in investigating this fake papist Joel Biden, THIS "Biden Quiz" should be of interest.

                                          Did you know that the third most liberal
                                          Senator in the United States is from Delaware?
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                            • Mister Brasil
                                              True Christian™
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Jul 2008
                                              • 518
                                              #12
                                              Re: Obama Picks Biden

                                              Biden? They're so transparent. They think that if they pick some state's senator, they'll get all of that state's electoral votes. This is just electioneering.

                                              If they were honest, they would've picked a running mate from Wyoming-- like Bush did.
                                              Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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                                                • Father Thomas Martin
                                                  Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                  • 1015
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Obama Picks Biden

                                                  Because of their shared pro-abort position, Catholics cannot vote for the Obama-Biden ticket under penalty of excommunication.

                                                  See-we're on your side there! (Of course, you'll just say a broken clock is right twice a day)
                                                  ACTS 5:29
                                                  But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                                                  There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                                                    • JennyD
                                                      Honorary True Christian™
                                                      Sweet Placid Sister
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • Dec 2007
                                                      • 9567
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Obama Picks Biden

                                                      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                                                      Because of their shared pro-abort position, Catholics cannot vote for the Obama-Biden ticket under penalty of excommunication.

                                                      See-we're on your side there! (Of course, you'll just say a broken clock is right twice a day)
                                                      Yep, I count two times here in this post.

                                                      Does that mean you're finished posting for the day?
                                                      www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                                                      Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                                                      Christian Ladies:
                                                      Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                                                        • Ahimaaz Smith
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Nov 2007
                                                          • 2549
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Obama Picks Biden

                                                          This is wonderful news. Sure, we'd all hoped Obama would pick Hillary, but Joe Biden was far and away my second choice. The Republican commercials write themselves:


                                                          Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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