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Old 06-12-2010, 11:04 PM
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!

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Originally Posted by Nobar King View Post
You don't have to convince me. I already hate soccer. There are a lot of reasons that this 'sport' isn't more popular.

  • It's a kid's game
  • slow
  • boring
  • wait forever for someone to score and that dumb announcer yells goooooooooooalllllllllllllll as if it's the most exciting thing that ever happened.
Not only is soccer a kids game, but some of the kids playing it are girls!

Any sport that can be played by girls that boys also play is , by definition, gay.

Take figure skating--duh! Take baseball-- boys play it, but girls play softball.

Now take football-- there is no girls' football! Football is warrior training and girls are not fit for such activity. Girls cheer on the warrior/players as is right in God's eyes. Just as the women of the Bible praised David in his victories.

I Samuel 21:11- "Did they not sing one to another of him in dances, saying, Saul has slain his thousands and David his ten thousands?"


Goooo David! Or better yet, Goooooo Jesus!

Praisefully Yours,

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