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Old 09-30-2010, 12:42 AM
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Default Re: I found a weird book, is it ok to read it?

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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
Oh my! I knew as soon as I had any doubts I should have thrown this book in the fireplace. Apparently it lays out detailed instructions for women to fornicate with demons and steal men's tallywhackers!

Truly we women are an evil sex

Mr. Barnabus, I would do no such thing! If you ever find yourself in Evil Philadelphia, please allow me to bake you a pie and visit my apartment as a way of apology. Perhaps you can help show me the errors of my feminine ways with a prayer session if you ever find yourself here too!
I do have 2 sisters who live down the road from you in that cesspool of a town called Baltimore. Perhaps someday ....??
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