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Default Re: Join the Anti-Masturbation Club Today! - 03-02-2012, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
Daisy Mae, are the T shirts restricted to potential masturbators? A friend of mine is spreading the good news of Jesus among lepers in India. I was thinking that the T shirts would be great for the children. Maybe 'hands off' could be a fun Bible club for amputees?

YIC

Jack
Brother, how very thoughtful of you to think of these little sinners. I would be glad to donate a box of size small to them because it's the Christian thing to do.

However, does your friend know he is wasting his time because cripples can't go to Heaven?

Anyway, let me know where to send the T-shirts.

Kind, generous and helpful,

Sister Thumper




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