Because it would happen eventually...

[Rachael Van Helsing]

I thought I'd bring up what will inevitably find its way into discussion here anyway...so, how many people here believe the Earth is flat? And yes, I know the biblical words that support that view, but can any of you, if you believe the world flat, give a scientifically plausible explanation of how exactly that could be possible?

[Andreas]

I thought I'd bring up what will inevitably find its way into discussion here anyway...so, how many people here believe the Earth is flat? And yes, I know the biblical words that support that view, but can any of you, if you believe the world flat, give a scientifically plausible explanation of how exactly that could be possible?

You are very stupid, aren't you?

You seek proofs but you fail to realize that only one proof needed is already here. A proof greater than any science. It's the bible.

God knows everything. If the Earth were round he would write that down in the bible.

And if the bible says the Earth is flat, then the earth is flat. Who are you to question the bible?

Just to satisfy your scientific urges: If the Earth were round we would fall down. Happy?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

(Sigh) Is anyone going to make an attempt to answer my challenge of providing SCIENTIFIC evidence to support their theory?

[Bobby-Joe]

(Sigh) Is anyone going to make an attempt to answer my challenge of providing SCIENTIFIC evidence to support their theory?

Rachael,

Andrew used The Bible, in other words God. What can be more scientific?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

As an expert in the scientifical world, I can put this to rest. The world is both flat AND round. I like to think of it as a cookie -- round in two dimensions, and flat in the other. That is the only possible explanation.
I know for a FACT that all astronomy is merely a part of the huge conspiracy to keep us believing that we live on a big blueberry floating around in the middle of nothing, when we know for CERTAIN that we are the center of the universe.

" 30Fear before him, all the earth: the world also shall be stable, that it be not moved." - I Chronicles 16:30 (KJV1611)

"the world also is stablished, that it cannot be moved." - Psalms 93:1 (KJV1611)

"5Who laid the foundations of the earth, that it should not be removed for ever." - Psalms:104:5 (KJV1611)

In addition to andrew's post, if the earth were a ball and spinning, we would all fly off into space, never to be seen or heard from again! To do a totally scientifical experiment, try to put some Army Figurines on a basketball and spin the basketball -- doesn't that prove BOTH that the earth cannot be round and DEFINITELY cannot be spinning. Some people will believe ANYTHING!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

I thought I'd bring up what will inevitably find its way into discussion here anyway...so, how many people here believe the Earth is flat? And yes, I know the biblical words that support that view, but can any of you, if you believe the world flat, give a scientifically plausible explanation of how exactly that could be possible?

My Dear Mrs. Van Hellbound, we have had this discussion before and the answer is still the same.

The earth WAS flat until the flood. As the water drained off, it filled the earth like a sponge and puffed it up, except there wasn't enough water to extinguish HELL.

As water evaporates the earth shrinks. Eventually it will be flat again.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

I see. THAT makes sense to you?

[Saria]

Calm down, they're still trying to grasp the concept of gravity. You can't expect them to understand this all at once.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Homer, you should know that gravity is only a THEORY, which means it must be wrong (see: THEORY of evilution). Christian scientists like myself have dedicated our lives to preaching the TRUTH(TM) of Intelligunt Falling! The usually fag-a-licious reporters at the Onion recently did a report on the idea of Intelligunt Falling and I suggest you research it in between orgies.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

I see. THAT makes sense to you?

Why not? It is biblically correct and exactly fits the facts as we know them. Scientifically it fits our observations and should therefore be taught in public schools.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

(Sigh) Is anyone going to make an attempt to answer my challenge of providing SCIENTIFIC evidence to support their theory?

And once again, we have to explain to you as we would a retarded child, that God made everything. Everything including everything. Any secular labels that you want to affix to His creation, that is your business. We rely on God's Holy Word, which is 100% true and factual.

As I have pointed out to you on countless occasions, your so-called scientific "facts" are constantly changing. For example, only 100 years ago, it was a scientific "fact" that Man could not fly. Nowadays, Pastor Pistle jets all across the earth doing God's work. So you see, science lies. And according to the Holy Bible, your master satan is the father of lies. Therefore, secular science is nothing but satan's attempt to destroy Christianity.

God's Word never changes. Put your trust in Jesus and you need never be confused again. Well, at least not any more confused than being a female mandates....

[Andreas]

Calm down, they're still trying to grasp the concept of gravity. You can't expect them to understand this all at once.

Shut up Corinth. Speak when you can grasp the holy word of God.

And try to avoid using same signature on two forums.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Zekey, science is evolving, like this world did/is. Science is ADVANCING, due to new discoveries, new inventions. Yes, change happens but it is change of advancement.

You cannot compare that to the earth being flat then suddenly filling up. But, it's ok, I understand. The KJV1611 does not mention the word 'brain' anywhere, so it would seem the followers of said bible were never intended to have one.

[Saria]

Homer, you should know that gravity is only a THEORY, which means it must be wrong (see: THEORY of evilution). Christian scientists like myself have dedicated our lives to preaching the TRUTH(TM) of Intelligunt Falling! The usually fag-a-licious reporters at the Onion recently did a report on the idea of Intelligunt Falling and I suggest you research it in between orgies.

And the THEORY of creation. Actually, gravity is a proven constant measured by the graviton. On a side note, are you mentally retarded or do you jusr have issues spelling intelligent?

[Bobby-Joe]

And the THEORY of creation.

Creationism as a theory is a mear technicality. For something to become fact it has to be disprovable. This is impossible with Creationism since you can't remove God from an experiment.

Actually, gravity is a proven constant measured by the graviton.

Show me the word "graviton" in The Bible sinner.