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Default Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mrs. Naomi Portway

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Originally Posted by Capt. Aaron Portway View Post
Oh crap, that's right, that's today.

I suppose she'll be expecting some sort of gift. Does anybody have any ideas? What do women like these days. Groceries? Fancy lightbulbs? A new shovel? I'm at a loss.

Happy birthday Naomi, I'll see you when I get back into town a week from Wednesday.
My wife literally wept with joy when I got her one of those new electric vacuum machines for our wedding anniversary, and it gives her some free time at the end of the day to get rested up for her "wifely duties" during the evening!
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