A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.
Catholic: "I have a large fortune...I am going to buy Citibank!"
Protestant: "I am very wealthy and I will buy General Motors!"
Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince. I intend to purchase Microsoft!"
They then all wait for the Jew to speak. The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says, "Gentlemen, I'm not selling."