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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22379

    #1

    Rehtaeh Parsons, yet another slut burning in Hell.

    Rehtaeh Parsons was Canadian so it is no surprise that she was a dirty slut. 17 months ago she seduced 4 innocent young boys into a gangbang and posted the pictures of her crime against God on the Internet. Again, no surprises there. After all, she is from Canada. Of course the slut refuses to follow God's commandments and refuses to marry her rapists (Deuteronomy 22:28-29).

    Then it becomes weird. Instead of repenting and begging Jesus for forgiveness, Rehtaeh Parsons starts complaining that everyone around her is calling her a slut and SMSing her to get sex with her. Apparently she was too stupid to realize that posting your sexual escapades online will cause this. Canadian and stupid, I just realize there is really no surprise there either.

    And now for the worst part! As we all know God kills those who break His laws (1 Chronicles 10:13). So her "suicide" comes as no surprise. Her friends and family, unfortunately, have always used the Bible as toilet paper and have no clue whatsoever what it takes to go to Heaven.

    So they have started posting this extreme insult to God online:


    A clear insult to God. As any Christian would realize there are many reasons why this slut will never go to Heaven and instead will burn in Hell for all eternity. A well deserved punishment.

    Any True Christian™ will know there are many many reasons why this God mocking slut will burn in Hell:
    1. Everyone who commits suicide goes to Hell for violating God's laws: 1 Samuel 31:4-6, 2 Samuel 17:23, 1 Kings 16:18, Matthew 27:5.
    2. Every slut goes to Hell: Hebrews 13:4.
    3. She no doubt had a few abortions, also a reason to burn in Hell: Jeremiah 1:5.
    4. She was Canadian, all Canadians will burn in Hell as no country in the world is as pro gay as Canada: Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27.
    5. She will burn in Hell for refusing to admit she is a dirty sinner: Romans 3:10.
    6. She will burn in Hell for refusing to turn from sin (repent): Acts 17:30.
    7. She will burn in Hell for refusing to believe that Jesus Christ died for her, was buried and rose from the dead: Romans 10:9-10.
    8. She will burn in Hell for refusing to choose Jesus: John 14:6.
    9. She will burn in Hell for refusing to follow God's laws as written in His Holy Bible for 100%: James 2:10.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #2
    Re: Rehtaeh Parsons, yet another slut burning in Hell.

    I hate how she looks at the camera. She tries to flirt i think.
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    • Paragon of virtue
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2013
      • 547

      #3
      Re: Rehtaeh Parsons, yet another slut burning in Hell.

      This story makes me sad, but on the other hand it's even more reason to redouble our efforts to lead others to salvation. Suicide is never the answer. Unless the question is, "What is the name of a sin you don't want to commit to stay out of Hell?" There is a lot of blame to go around, but the parents shouldn't allow their kids to go to wild parties to begin with. The police seem to have done a lousy job in this case as well. As to her being the slut or the young boys being the rapists...unfortunately, it is he said/she said because the girl didn't come forward immediately and the cops, being Canadian and all, didn't act quickly enough. If you haven't been around any lately, let me tell you that teens these days are wild. You mix that with alcohol and social media devices and there is bound to be trouble. If God was back in schools this sort of thing wouldn't be eliminated, but there would be more "safety nets" and "barriers" to stop these things form happening so much.
      Last edited by Paragon of virtue; 04-11-2013, 05:28 AM. Reason: I decided to go a little real with it...sorry

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      • Mistress Cookie
        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 6790

        #4
        Re: Rehtaeh Parsons, yet another slut burning in Hell.

        Quote from that article (which I didn't read all of)

        Rehtaeh spent the past year and a half trying to handle the fallout from that night, said her mother, who runs a dog rescue.
        So, Mom runs a "dog rescue", but can't rescue her own daughter from believing group sex with "young boys," and posing for pictures about it on the Internets, is wrong??

        This is the kind of "hands off" parenting that just makes me ill.

        (Plus, they blabbed about the whole thing and even made it public in court.)


        Luke 8:55 And her parents were astonished: but he charged them that they should tell no man what was done.

        .

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        • Sinner69
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2013
          • 1

          #5
          Re: Rehtaeh Parsons, yet another slut burning in Hell.

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Rehtaeh Parsons was Canadian so it is no surprise that she was a dirty slut. 17 months ago she seduced 4 innocent young boys into a gangbang and posted the pictures of her crime against God on the Internet. Again, no surprises there. After all, she is from Canada. Of course the slut refuses to follow God's commandments and refuses to marry her rapists (Deuteronomy 22:28-29).

          Then it becomes weird. Instead of repenting and begging Jesus for forgiveness, Rehtaeh Parsons starts complaining that everyone around her is calling her a slut and SMSing her to get sex with her. Apparently she was too stupid to realize that posting your sexual escapades online will cause this. Canadian and stupid, I just realize there is really no surprise there either.

          And now for the worst part! As we all know God kills those who break His laws (1 Chronicles 10:13). So her "suicide" comes as no surprise. Her friends and family, unfortunately, have always used the Bible as toilet paper and have no clue whatsoever what it takes to go to Heaven.

          So they have started posting this extreme insult to God online:


          A clear insult to God. As any Christian would realize there are many reasons why this slut will never go to Heaven and instead will burn in Hell for all eternity. A well deserved punishment.

          Any True Christian™ will know there are many many reasons why this God mocking slut will burn in Hell:
          1. Everyone who commits suicide goes to Hell for violating God's laws: 1 Samuel 31:4-6, 2 Samuel 17:23, 1 Kings 16:18, Matthew 27:5.
          2. Every slut goes to Hell: Hebrews 13:4.
          3. She no doubt had a few abortions, also a reason to burn in Hell: Jeremiah 1:5.
          4. She was Canadian, all Canadians will burn in Hell as no country in the world is as pro gay as Canada: Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27.
          5. She will burn in Hell for refusing to admit she is a dirty sinner: Romans 3:10.
          6. She will burn in Hell for refusing to turn from sin (repent): Acts 17:30.
          7. She will burn in Hell for refusing to believe that Jesus Christ died for her, was buried and rose from the dead: Romans 10:9-10.
          8. She will burn in Hell for refusing to choose Jesus: John 14:6.
          9. She will burn in Hell for refusing to follow God's laws as written in His Holy Bible for 100%: James 2:10.


          Are you serious? If anything YOU are the sinner for telling people they are going to hell, she wasn't in a gangbang, it was rape, and she killed herself to escape from the shunning she was getting.
          You, my friend are a stupid, ignorant, god fearing idiot.
          Where is your proof that god is real?
          A book?
          God himself didn't write the bible, the hand of man did, and the man was probably mentally ill like you are. And no, I'm not a "Monkey worshipper" since I don't believe in the theory of evolution since it's a THEORY!
          YOUR FUCKING BIBLE SHOULD BE BURNED, GOD IS BASICALLY YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND I BET!

          YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE ALONE ONE DAY, AND SEE FOR YOURSELF THAT HELL ISN'T REAL, HEAVEN ISN'T REAL, AND GOD ISN'T REAL!!!!!!

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Rehtaeh Parsons, yet another slut burning in Hell.

            Originally posted by Sinner69 View Post
            Are you serious? If anything YOU are the sinner for telling people they are going to hell, she wasn't in a gangbang, it was rape, and she killed herself to escape from the shunning she was getting.
            You, my friend are a stupid, ignorant, god fearing idiot.
            Where is your proof that god is real?
            A book?
            God himself didn't write the bible, the hand of man did, and the man was probably mentally ill like you are. And no, I'm not a "Monkey worshipper" since I don't believe in the theory of evolution since it's a THEORY!
            YOUR piffleING BIBLE SHOULD BE BURNED, GOD IS BASICALLY YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND I BET!

            YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE ALONE ONE DAY, AND SEE FOR YOURSELF THAT HELL ISN'T REAL, HEAVEN ISN'T REAL, AND GOD ISN'T REAL!!!!!!
            Hello friend!

            You seem to have a lot of passion, and we like that around here, but you need to channel that energy to JESUS!!!



            You also need to:

            1. Make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum, and:

            2. Watch the potty language!

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • Pim Pendergast
              PHD - Theophysicist
              Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2012
              • 3103

              #7
              Re: Rehtaeh Parsons, yet another slut burning in Hell.

              Originally posted by Sinner69 View Post
              Are you serious? If anything YOU are the sinner for telling people they are going to hell, she wasn't in a gangbang, it was rape, and she killed herself to escape from the shunning she was getting.
              You, my friend are a stupid, ignorant, god fearing idiot.
              Where is your proof that god is real?
              A book?
              God himself didn't write the bible, the hand of man did, and the man was probably mentally ill like you are. And no, I'm not a "Monkey worshipper" since I don't believe in the theory of evolution since it's a THEORY!
              YOUR piffleING BIBLE SHOULD BE BURNED, GOD IS BASICALLY YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND I BET!

              YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE ALONE ONE DAY, AND SEE FOR YOURSELF THAT HELL ISN'T REAL, HEAVEN ISN'T REAL, AND GOD ISN'T REAL!!!!!!
              If there is no afterlife, how will we be able to see for ourselves that it's not real? I'm glad to hear you don't believe in evolution. You wouldn't believe how many unsaved trash come on here trying to tell us a theory is a well-substantiated explanation of scientific facts. Yes, the Bible was written by men, but God inspired the authors.

              2 Pet 1:20-21 20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

              A book inspired by God is proof of God. If God didn't exist, how could He have inspired it?

              Sinner, I would invite you to start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Just remember that an insult is not an argument. Your little rant here hasn't really proved anything.
              sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22379

                #8
                Re: Rehtaeh Parsons, yet another slut burning in Hell.

                Originally posted by Sinner69 View Post
                Are you serious?
                Always.

                If anything YOU are the sinner for telling people they are going to hell, she wasn't in a gangbang, it was rape, and she killed herself to escape from the shunning she was getting.
                That is not what happened. But even if this would have happened she will still go to Hell for committing suicide. (1 Samuel 31:4-6, 2 Samuel 17:23, 1 Kings 16:18, Matthew 27:5)

                You, my friend are a stupid, ignorant, god fearing idiot.
                I suspect you are not very good at convincing people of your point of view. Do you have any actual arguments or is calling people "stupid" the only way you know?
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #9
                  Re: Rehtaeh Parsons, yet another slut burning in Hell.

                  This is clearly an occult related crime, if there was any crime at all. They were probably inducting her into a witch coven and she changed her mind so they cursed her. That is why she is so ugly. Any time people have extra-marital sex, they are in league with Satan. Just look at her hideous face; she is obviously accursed. I imagine she was probably attractive beforehand, if she was raped.

                  It is a statistical fact that "rape" happens only one in one thousand times the accusation is made. All women who cry rape are hideously ugly, like Rehtaeh, and therefore could not possibly have been raped, unless they were avowed witches, as no man could engage his underbits in the presence of such homeliness.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • barneyhallawell
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 113

                    #10
                    Re: Rehtaeh Parsons, yet another slut burning in Hell.

                    Would the Lord not want us to mourn the death of one of His children?

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063

                      #11
                      Re: Rehtaeh Parsons, yet another slut burning in Hell.

                      Originally posted by barneyhallawell View Post
                      Would the Lord not want us to mourn the death of one of His children?
                      Not always. Or are you saying Jesus loves atheist paedophiles?

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • barneyhallawell
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Apr 2013
                        • 113

                        #12
                        Re: Rehtaeh Parsons, yet another slut burning in Hell.

                        No I'm certainly not saying that, I'm sure there is a special place in Hell for atheist paedophiles.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #13
                          Re: Rehtaeh Parsons, yet another slut burning in Hell.

                          Originally posted by barneyhallawell View Post
                          Would the Lord not want us to mourn the death of one of His children?
                          Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing;
                          and I will receive you,
                          And will be a Father unto you, and ye shall be my sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty.
                          2 Corinthians 6:17-18


                          If Rehtaeh Parsons had faith in Christ (a big IF), then yes, the LORD would consider her one of His children and she would be welcomed into Heaven with open arms. But one must wonder, why would a child of God throw herself at four impressionable young men, then embarrass them in public the way in which she did? It doesn't look good, dear, to assume she was one of God's children and deserving of mourning. If anything, it's reasonable to assume she was carrying out Satan's plan of trying to corrupt young men through their weakness - lust. Don't waste your pity on someone who doesn't deserve it. There are more profitable ways to use your time and energy, like sharing the Gospel Message so more young men aren't duped into sin.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • barneyhallawell
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Apr 2013
                            • 113

                            #14
                            Re: Rehtaeh Parsons, yet another slut burning in Hell.

                            As a Christian I try to sympathise with anyone who is suffering, and a woman who commits suicide, however foolish and un-holy that is, must have been suffering.

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #15
                              Re: Rehtaeh Parsons, yet another slut burning in Hell.

                              Originally posted by barneyhallawell View Post
                              As a Christian I try to sympathise with anyone who is suffering, and a woman who commits suicide, however foolish and un-holy that is, must have been suffering.
                              Unless she was such an attention whore, she would rather die than be ignored.
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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