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Default Re: Dolphins and Evolution! - 05-21-2008, 02:17 PM

Part 2
The Mojave is hot and dry and we laid out the dolphins on the sand in temperatures of over 50 degrees. We sprayed a little water around to give them a start. Each one’s blink rate was carefully monitored (Photo) and those that looked as if they were not going to blink were given a sharp jolt with a cattle prod.

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Soon their skin was cracking, their eyes were clouding over and the annoying clicks that they had been putting out stopped. It looked as if evolution was not working.

I asked Zebulun and Miss Honey to collect a few dead ones for autopsy Miss Honey didn’t seem to grasp the idea of “dead” and brought a live one but I carried on because I thought it impolite to point this out. I found nothing that would indicate that evolution was taking place. (Photo)

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Anyway, the day was getting on and the light was going, so Zebulun, Miss Honey and the crews decided to take the Blackhawks to Las Vegas to preach the Word. I was left alone with the 5 remaining live creatures and time to write up the observations.

I retired to the tent about 10:30pm and was just into chapter 3 of The Book of Judges and nibbling on a few locusts, when I was startled by a crack of thunder. The Heavens opened and the deluge began – I have not seen anything like it. I had been assured that this was a desert and expected no dampness, leastwise on this scale. I gathered my papers and raced to the truck. I could only pile on one dolphin onto the trailer and escape to higher ground. The dolphin later turned out to be dead anyway. (Photo). All I could do was watch as the 4 remaining dolphins, illuminated by sheet lightening, were swept away along the arroyo in flood similar to that seen by Noah!

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I must say that I was disappointed with Zebulun, whose job it was to choose the site and get the weather forecast. I promised myself that I would have words when he came back.

The remaining part of the night in the truck was uncomfortable and a fishy smell from the dolphin led me to dreams of sea monsters. At about 5am, it was light and I drove around to find roads flooded and a member of the Fire Department stranded also. (Photo). He turned out to be Catlik and thus I left him to his own resources.

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Zebulun, Miss Honey and the crews returned about 11am. It appears that their night had gone very well indeed with a collection in excess of $200,000! I was a bit puzzled because it was all in little circular colored plastic pieces that Zebulun called “chips” and said were very valuable. I had my doubts but took his word and, in view of the funds, forgave him.

We had a quick search around to see if any of the dolphins could be found and eventually came across them in poor shape and drowned in a lake.

To cut a long story short, here are the conclusions:
  • Evilution does not work – sea creatures cannot adapt to dry land conditions (proof of The Creation in Genesis)
  • God sends deluges to punish and warn those who interfere with His Order (proof of The Flood in Genesis)
  • Sea creatures left on dry land forget how to re-adapt to water and drown. (New discovery!)
  • Las Vegas is a good place to organize collections (Financially useful)
  • Catlix can be terrified into deserting their beliefs. (Praise! More souls to be saved!)
  • Baptist Churches all over the USA are helping in the fight!

So there you are – although because of point 2 above, I’m not doing it again - it was another eventful excursion into the world of Biblical Science! Faith is all anyone ever needs!





“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

Author of such illuminating essays as,
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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