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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Not within 500 feet of an elementary school
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Default Re: God is real and I want Him to Stone me - 05-01-2012, 03:10 AM

I am certain the line of people to have smote was long, yet the smiting happened quickly.

I too am new here, but would prefer to delay the brimstone until absolutely necessary. I do not feel worthy to receive such attention as my sins are of the usual and ordinary type.

I am married, but my wife does not feel it proper to ask me to leave the computer to use it so I doubt she will be interested in joining in the conversation. She is busy with our 11 children (we tried to have them all but had to adopt 7 of them when HE sent them to us after the heathens were smote in fiery auto crashes) and does not have the time for such things as postulating on the meanings of the subtleties of the book. When she has a question she just asks me.

I only wish that I could live nearer to the church, but I must make do with the teachings here to satisfy my needs.

Thank you for starting this blessed internet message board.
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