Shout Glory! Jesus is speaking this truth to hundreds of True Christians™ right now, and urging them to give all of their material wealth to His favorite church. For, like a thief in the night, Jesus will be coming soon! ANY DAY! And what good will all your wealth do you when Christ is sitting in your living room asking what you have done to fight satan? Christ Jesus will want answers! He suffered and temporarily died for my sins!
For the next 400 True Christians™ who sign their life savings over to Landover Baptist Church, I will have my Church secretary Miss Cookie issue each and every one of you a genuine "True Christian™ Tither" certificate that you can show to Jesus when He returns. Imagine! Christ Jesus will be so proud of you!
Better hurry! This is a limited time offer. So you don't forget, call before midnight tonight!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)