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Default Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children - 01-04-2014, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by HappyToBeMe View Post
No. Just no. Torture will make your child hate you. Plus, if I was your son, Cranky, no beatings could stop me being me.

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That is the point, kid. Jesus will toss your children into Hell unless you teach them to hate you as He commands.

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Luke 14:26

King James Version (KJV)

26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
I see by your username that you have defied His commandment to hate yourself. Why would you wish to piss off the sweet baby Jesus like this?


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