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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan U. Holier
What? How dare you call the Holy Bible with this awkward finish name! You hurt my feelings!
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Hurting your human feelings is irrelevant compared to the fact that he hurt the Baby Jesus' feelings with that spiteful curse...
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Verily, verily, it was my transgression as well, brother. I shouldn’t have taken it so personally, but… this atrocious assault against the Holy Bible was
totally uncalled for. I didn’t see it coming, hence it shook me out of balance. I’m already praying for forgiveness.
You know, the Holy Bible is
my best friend, adviser, comforter and guardian. For instance, whenever I woke up during the night being haunted by lewd thoughts (it still happens) and feel an urge to… desecrate my body I rather take a hold of my best friend; that always helps.
YiC, DUH