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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
Freehold families are enjoying the grand re-opening of Naomi's Moist Pie on Crouch Blvd. A new male manager has come in and is expected to penetrate the market of Naomi's Moist Pie in a huge way. Already, sales have increased and customers are smiling. Just read some of the comment cards we've received this past couple of weeks!
"I love Naomi's pie! It is so satisfying and pleasing. When I crave pie, I come for Naomi's!" ZS, True Christian™
"Since the new manager took over, I can efficiently come in, do my business, and leave without dealing with nattering conversations. This makes me want Naomi's Moist Pie even more." PP, True Christian™
"My husband wants Naomi's pie every day. He won't even taste mine these days." BB, A Loyal Customer
Our Leith, ND store is booming as well! We so appreciate the support of the Freehold and Leith communities. Soon we will be opening locations in Oklahoma, Nebraska, Kansas, and Godless New York. We are actively seeking men that know how to get in there and do the job, work hard, and keep going until the market is satisfied. If anyone has True Christian™ friends in those areas, kindly have them contact us! We are also in the process of buying two new delivery trucks so that we can see Naomi's pie in stores, for sale all over the country. Glory to God for His continued blessings. Remember, 20 percent of every pie you purchase goes directly to the Pastor Ezekiel Flint Fund for Ridding the World of Anything He Finds Annoying. Praise Him!
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This is great news. I missed your pie over the past few weeks and look forwards to getting my hands on it again, soon. I do worry that your current advertising campaign is a little lacking: have you concidered billboard advertising?
I'm sure the sight of your pie 10' by 16' on the drive home would be an enduring image.
YIC