Here is an exclusive photo from Selena Gomez's lesbian wedding! Here she is walking down the isle with her child-bride!
(And just to rub it in, the color of their belts is salmon....No, I won't even go there.)
Traditional marriage is when a man finds a woman and makes her his property. By expanding marriage beyond bride-acquisition, there's nothing to stop anyone from marrying children, goats, blow-up dolls, or any piece of property anywhere. WE WARNED AMERICA! AMERICA REFUSED TO LISTEN! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Parents, only YOU can stop the
slutpocalypse! Get your belts! It's time to find your daughter and
SPANK THE GAY AWAY!