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Originally Posted by Yea-tho-we-walk
The military style weapons...Why not rename them so they sound better to anti-gunners?
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The
AK series could be "
Russian cultural artefacts" while the
AR-15 could be a "
fair-trade low-emmisions (smokeless powder)
percussion instrument" while
mass shootings could be "
unscheduled interactive performance art" or "
spontaneous all-ages cardio workout" or "
economic stimulus for the healthcare sector".
Let's not forget more advanced forms of tyranny-prevention.
Bazookas can have a "
not testing on animals" logo added.
Car bombs could have a sticker saying "we recommend use with a hybrid vehicle".
Suicide vests of course are "
employment opportunities for the mentally challenged" - but let's not get ahead of ourselves.