Cranky Old Man wrote here at the beginning:
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My neighbor Mrs. Johnson keeps buying dogs faster than I can shoot those annoying creatures and your mother-in-law looks like she would be great at scaring dogs away. She would of course have to build her own place to sleep, grow her own foot and pay rent.
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You don't exactly tell about your location, is it Texas or Arizona...? Only "close to God"... but it must be a great place where it seems to be legal to take your old shotgun and blast them to hell
, I mean if there is a hell for dogs. Here it's even problematic to throw a stone after them.
You see, I don't like dogs either.