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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
What with all the menstruating, deification and occasional bulimic episode, I am surprised a female does not simple turn inside out at some point.
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Lesser women succumb to the temptations of the flesh, demanding such amenities as clean toilets, garbage pails with lids, running water, etc. While it may be standard protocol to withhold from the more refined spoils of civilization on the Sabbath, True Christian™ women understand they do not warrant their enjoyment any day of the week. We know our position in Creation. We would never assume to have the right, or the privilege even, earned by right of civilization through moral superiority, granted by virtue of obedience to our LORD, to enjoy such treats. Ever. I think women who understand the the guilt we have inherited from Eve, and thus the the value of True Humility, are given extra strong uteruses, an that's why we can bear so many children before our very last breath is expunged from our exhausted, drained, depleted, worthless bodies. Only in this service of childbearing can we find some purpose to justify having taken any resources from the earth away from righteous men, men in need of nourishment from the constant battle with sin. How great is the LORD to give us some hope in response to the natural betrayal of our sex (1 Timothy 2:14-15). It is in response to this generous gift, the gift of hope, that we are gratified to be of use and provide our husbands with the quivers full they so justly deserve (Psalm 127:3-5). I think for this reason alone, the LORD allows our bodies to continue to procreate in His Service, and thus we are spared the natural physical reality of being turned inside out. I have heard horror stories of women in Third World countries, and witches in our own country who have suffered the consequences for having the audacity to deny the LORD His Due by refusing to increase the population of Soldiers of Christ. Sthese soldier spend their lives defending His Honor against the heathens and apostates that infest the world. The least we can do is produce more soldiers until Jesus Himself comes again with a mighty army from behind the clouds (Revelation 19:14), to destroy those who dare refuse to pay Him homage.