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Default Re: God Hates Selfies - 08-13-2014, 09:21 PM

If you really have to pollute this Godly forum with heathen selfies, do at least make it with a homeless. When making a selfie with a homeless, you'll automatically tilt your face and aim the phone in the best possible angle, and will look up to 50 percent better.

You will also remind the bum that God watches him as he watches you:
Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do.
- Hebrews 4:13
The LORD looketh from heaven; he beholdeth all the sons of men.
- Psalm 33:13
Doing selfies with beggars is much better than giving them money, since things will start working together and they will stop being poor if they show love to God:
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
- Romans 8:28

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