[Roberta]

Deuteronomy 23:1

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Does this answer your question? Perhaps by giving up whoremones, forgetting about having Mr. Happy Jacques amputated and joining BASH you can have a shot at Heaven.

To answer your question, heterosexual carpet munching as a prelude to impregnation is sort of acceptable. Marry a Christian woman, do the muff thing if you can stand the odor and dignify her with your semen. You only have to do it every nine months.

And BTW, think how proud your parents would be if you gave them a grandchild.

Hahaha finnochio. Your little pee-pee wouldn't do the job, would it. That's why you want to get a euphasim.