Friends, I implore you to take a mere two minutes and observe this salacious segment from the show.
This is practically a fellatio instructional video. Phallic carrots and green beans are swallowed whole. They make an obscene chant about how "yummy" it is as they join a gay sex party. I can't believe our elected officials are wasting time concerning themselves with the war in Iraq, which is clearly going splendidly and requires only the swift approval of more money and troops for continued success, while America's youth is being seduced by homosexual propaganda.