Re: Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature -
02-15-2007, 11:47 PM
In the good old days if we could catch 'em stealing we could String-em up from the old Oak Tree. Nowadays It's a bit different.
The Bible tells us in Exodus:
Exodus 22
If a man shall steal an ox, or a sheep, and kill it, or sell it; he shall restore five oxen for an ox, and four sheep for a sheep. If a thief be found breaking up, and be smitten that he die, there shall no blood be shed for him. If the sun be risen upon him, there shall be blood shed for him; for he should make full restitution; if he have nothing, then he shall be sold for his theft.
Now, this looks to me like if you catch the Pie Stealer and he can't replace that one Pie with 5 (or 4 if It's a Lamb casserole) then you can whip him (shed blood).
Then if you still get no joy you can sell him into Slavery.
AND GOD SAYS IT'S OK!
Praise HIM©
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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