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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Will there be illegals in Heaven?
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I'm pretty sure there will be, just because somebody has to perform all of the menial labor, such as polishing the harps and trumpets and letting out the gowns of the Cherubs as they grow.
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Originally Posted by Black Knight
Lets be honest, there is no real proof that Jesus was even real.
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What are you talking about? There were 500 eyewitnesses to his resurrection! Besides, if Jesus isn't real, then who answers our prayers?
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Why are there black people in Africa, and Caucasians in Europe?
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Because cream rises to the top.
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Originally Posted by Black Knight
DNA baby, it ruins faith.
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I've never seen one of these so-called DNA molecules. Have you? No, you're just taking the word of the evilutionist scientists who have snookered the government into funding their fraudulent "genetic" research.
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Why do you think it's illegal to procreate with your sister?
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Because our church is based in Iowa, not in South Carolina.