Hello friends, I believe you have all missed many other factors which show just how terrible this game is. Has no one come across this?:
That's right! Portal endorses bondage. To anyone who has had the misfortune of playing this game, you may have noticed how when you are fighting this machine (or woman trapped within the machine perhaps) is constantly swinging back and forth attempting to break free.
There is a lot more, even more conclusive evidence in the game for this as well - Which I can site if need be. I just noticed that you guys /really/ missed a lot here and that this game is so much worse that you thought!