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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 01-13-2014, 09:35 PM

Okay guys. Think what you will of Sweden.
A lot of things that you say are true. But please, may he who is without sin throweth the first rock. As far as I know Americans are the fatest (gluttony) in the world, the US wages more wars than any other (for greed), commits more murders, makes most porn movies (lust) and so on ad infinitum.

I also want to declare that I expect more from a man of the cloth then making fun of disabled and handicapped people. It actually offends me that a ”true christian” like Rev. Edward Clement uses insults like that. It is disrespectful and tells us a whole lot about your view of your fellow men.

Rev. Clement - it is people like you, who attack those weaker then you that we take great pleasure in sacrificing to our dark gods (most often Odin). Come to Sweden and I'll give you the tour of our sacrifical grounds (don't mind the rusty old knife in my hand).

Okay, so Sweden is inhabited by some depraved people. But lets get a few things straight:

1. The Flag. Look it up. Sweden's flag is blue with a yellow cross... Thats right. A cross.

2. Its called "Swedes" not "Swedonians". Illiterate *** potty language ***

3. "Sweden" is not "Switzerland".

4. Sweden is not famous for: Army knives, cheese, chocolate, clocks/watches. That's the other country.

5. Switzerland's flag is somewhat similar to the Danish (people in Denmark are not called Danonians or some other *** potty language ***, it's "Danes") flag in the OP, but there are differences. Can you spot them? use: *** removed gay porn link ***
6. IKEA takes a very small part of our lives.

7. "Swedish Fish" is close to unheard of in Sweden

8. So is the "Swedish Bikini Team" (First time I heard about them was when I visited the United States).

9. No we don't go home masturbating after church. We don't go to church, and since our women are as slutty as we men, we *** potty language *** instead of masturbating (often in blood orgies, a lot of sex toys and I really enjoy a good old choke hold).

Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 01-13-2014 at 09:40 PM. Reason: Removed potty language and gay porn link.
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