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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
I'm talking about being washed in the blood of the lamb, friend.
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I've been:
- splashed with the snot of the aardvark,
- dunked in the earwax of the platypus,
- wafted with the vart-humidity of the narwhale,
- lightly sprinkled with the armpit-sweat of the saturnian tree-octopus,
- sponged with the bile of the neptunian nose-goblin,
- drizzled with the pimplejuice of a triceratops-carrot hybrid,
- smeared with the antifreeze of several prototypes of lobsterbot,
- globbed with the goober of the psudoneomegaglorph (though not yet in this particular space-time continuum).
Surely the benefits overlap at some point, right? Is such extreme precision really necessary?