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Default Re: How To Quit Peeing and Pooping In 7 Easy Steps! - 07-19-2014, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Morndenkainen View Post
Ok so now I'm really confused. Is pooping a good thing or no? God created us with the ability to poop so we could get it out of our system. Therefore it stands to reason that if we don't poop, we would then be shunning one of the gifts God gave us, and if God is the one who gave us the gift of poop, do we then praise poop as one of his gifts? Cause that seems wrong... I mean, really, where does poop come from anyways?


Is there someone on this forum who can offer better guidance? A man perhaps? I have a hard time understanding women.
It is a popular thing for wanton masturbators to say, "if GOD didn't want us to touch our genitals, he would not have made our arms so long."

What ridiculous logic! Just because GOD made us with the ABILITY to do something does not mean He intends us to do it. Has the thought crossed your mind that GOD may have only gave us bowels and a sphincter so that He could make Ezekiel and his camp cook with their own poop:

And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. -Ezekiel 4:12

Unless GOD asks you to prepare food using your own excrement, I think it is safe to say you have no business pooping, nor should you imply GOD intends for us to poop at will without first giving us instruction to do so.



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