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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
And you're welcome for saving you the cost of at least a bylaw ticket (and the extra "Please Forgive Me" tithe that accompanies all violations in Freehold).
Good luck with that.
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Sir, (and I give you this respect only because you are a man)
I am grateful for the fact that you've informed me of an obscure ordinance - one which I shall surely contest at the next town meeting - but I will not be lusted after by someone who does not believe in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
You should know that I am on my knees for you as I write this, asking GOD to touch you from head to toe with the conviction of the Holy Spirit. Through the BLOOD OF JESUS, I command the foul demons that seek to steal your soul to return to the vile pits of HELL from whence they came. In JESUS NAME, the power of Christ compels you to leave this man now! Hallelujah! Christ is Risen! Christ will come again! GLORY!
So, what about this Tuesday thing?
Miss Lamb
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