Q: Who won the first ever game of Hide and Seek?
A: Adam and Eve because God couldn't find them!
Genesis: 8
And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden. 9 And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.