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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
This is very troubling to me, because I've been relying on homeopathy to prevent a relapse of my masturbation addiction. So far, it's worked. Just a little dilution of paprika seems to really prevent my blood from getting too hottened.
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Dearest Brother, what a dilemma! As you are saved and a True Christian™ and cannot fall from grace (Revelation 1:5), you are certainly as well equipped as anyone to battle SATAN. Thus, I would turn attention to your sperm. You are of course preventing mass murder by abstaining from self abuse but you are perhaps not giving the best possible example to your sperm cells for the future in their work producing new Christian soldiers. The future boys produced by this sperm and incubated in the womb of a True Christian™ Lady are in my opinion in a grave danger of having homer tendencies.
I would prefer the usual remedies, prayer, ashes, sackcloth and fasting. Read the Book of Jonah. Stop diluting the peppers and the chilies and rub some of them raw on your member if required. Of course I'll pray for you too.
Yours,
Elmer