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Default Re: Flat Earth? Hell Yes! - 02-04-2008, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sacha-DG View Post
Also, no-one has come up with an objection to my argument about light. Perhaps you can't?
Now, son, I’ve read this thread from end to end and I’ve come to the conclusion that you have fewer brain cells that a dyslexic jelly-fish.

I looked to help you with your search for your “question about light” and I saw a whole bunch of illuminating answers. There is an excellent post by Brother Ahimaaz Smith, who has more patience than I and a deep knowledge of these things, and who shows you the Truth, The Way and The Light.



Why you can’t just see that your questions are those of the cracked pitcher going to the well, I’ll probably never know.

However, you seem still to be in the darkness… I’m beginning to think you are just a wilful retard with a good spell-checker… and I will have an attempt to explain in far simpler terms.

You seem big on stars (or you think you are). See out there, there is roughly an infinite number of stars. Now if each star were only just emitting a small amount of light, as there are infinite stars, the sky at night would be bright as day – solidly filled with stars. Does your wandering, gibbering suppositions based on hearsay and irrelevant science explain that?

But, God created day and night and the moon to rule the night and, although comparatively only as bright as your brain, the night is a bit brighter than the “darkness that was upon the face of the earth.”

Now if God has decided to make it night (which he created) in Australia and day (which he created) in America (which he created), then that’s a matter for him.



Either you can take Brother Ahimaaz Smith’s faultless True Christian™ reasoning or you can just say that, as water is wet and the desert is not, it is night in Australia and Day in America. Either is good as neither contradicts the Bible.

Anyway, why do you want to go poking your nose into the ineffable mind of The Almighty, The Lord of Hosts? He’s told you all you ever need to know in The Bible (KJV).

Oh and on the question of The Sun Ruling the Day and The Moon ruling the Night and yet the moon being visible in daylight – The Queen of Britain, by the Grace of God, rules Britain and The King of The Norway, by the Grace of God, rules Norway… do you think for one moment that if the King of Norway came to Britain he would become invisible?


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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

Author of such illuminating essays as,
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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