I read about this in Pravda and I am leaving tonight for the Alaskan border. I'll be signaling Gasprom positions to the Alaska National Guard with my cell phone and a butane lighter.
She was right, gosh darn it. Putin has reared his ugly head. Keep me in your prayers that I may not be observed. It is the Russian practice to throw spies into the same military prison with the drunken conscripts.
This is too horrible to contemplate, but the Lord is my Shepherd, praise God.