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Default Re: Adam Was a Real Person. He Peed and Pooped. - 02-14-2012, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
I'm sick of fluffy-bunny so-called Christians trying to make half-assed attempts to understand what went on way back when. All we know, and all we need to know is right there in the Bible. If it's in the Bible, it's the Truth, if it is not in the Bible, it is a mystery or unimportant.

And look at this!Damnable Cretin!

Everyone, except Noah and family, was drowned because they were assholes, so the races begin with Noah, not Adam. And all nigras are servants.

But back to the question: "Did Adam evacuate his bowels and bladder?" is a question that exercised minds up until 1867, when Pastor Boaz Tyler pronounced that, prior to the Fall, Adam and Eve never evacuate their bowels or bladder, because they were in the image of God, Who does not do those things.

It was only after the Fall that they became human and thus mortal and thus their anuses and other bits opened.
So . . . what happened to the food they ate?

By the way, some idiot God-mocker has taken that nice article and list of compelling reasons and used it to attack Christianity. Nothing they do should surprise me any more, really.

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Consequences! DeYoung couldn’t come up with any compelling evidence to demonstrate Adam existing as a real person, so he has provided consequences of disbelief. If you refuse to believe that the Earth is about 6,000 years old, and that Adam was created by God, and that all humans were directly descended from him, you invalidate Christianity’s foundational doctrine of original sin!

But wait. So-called “Intelligent Design” claims that some “unknown intelligent force” designed life on Earth, but not necessarily “God”, maybe something else, and quite possibly 10,000 years ago, or even longer . . . possibly much longer.

Does this not mean that, according to DeYoung, belief in “Intelligent Design” invalidates Christianity? Will he begin campaigning against it, or is it “close enough”?


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