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_The Earthling_ is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Do Baptists celebrate the Eucharist? What about a gluten-free communion wafers? - 03-04-2014, 12:10 PM

Gluten-free food is a fraud. On the glycemic index gluten-free alternatives are slightly below injecting jet fuel into your eyeballs.

Not that I'm into that vampire stuff in the first place. The only blood I'm into is on the 5th moon of XzyXzzxork 8, tell the bartender you want a "5-dimentional anime nosebleed". It comes complete with handy little cocktail umbrellas (the planet has very small rainclouds). Strong stuff though, you get a vanilla-extract-hangover BEFORE you drink it.

Last edited by _The Earthling_; 03-04-2014 at 12:11 PM. Reason: Didn't actuall edit, this is just an artifact of living in 5 dimentions
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