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Default Re: Barack Obama's First 100 Days as a Private Citizen - What Should He Do? - 01-12-2017, 12:14 AM

Obama should come out of the closet as a Real Black Guy©.

His attempts to speak standard American English must be exhausting him! He should be able to lapse into his natural speech and say things like "He be trippin'" and whatnot.


He should wear his pants several inches below his buttocks and pull his hoodie way over his face in case he needs to rob a convenience store for malt liquor and Milk Duds. (That's a black thing, right?)


The family needs to trade in those Portuguese Water Dogs (who are they kidding anyway?) for totally bad-@ss pit bulls. And they should definitely not neuter their new pets, because no black man worth his chitlins would let someone do that to his furry homies.


All in all, the man needs to embrace his ghetto background and let Trump reign as the True™ Standard Bearer of real class and cultural polish. After all, Trump did go to an Ivy League school.


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