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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
I've always been offended by the letter B. Its resemblance to chest muffins is positively obscene. I'm surprised the pervert who first scrawled it didn't include a pair of puffy nipples. I am outraged and appalled by the sheer indecency of our ancient forebears.
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It also resembles a buttocks, I hate to point out. And to make matters worse, both buttocks and breasts can be used in acts of sodomy!