[Cranky Old Man]

I fail to see why women need last names at all. A short simple name should be enough since her husband will have to scream it a lot to make clear to her what she did wrong this time. For some reason my wife's parents named her Bathsheba Jemimah Zipporah. While those are solid Christian names as they are mentioned in 2 Samuel 11:3, Job 42:14 and Exodus 2:21, it takes too much time to repeat that over and over again until that woman finally completes a chore to my satisfaction. So instead I decided to call her zero. It took some beatings before she learned this was to be her new name, but now she responds very well to it. It's a short name that also reminds her over and over again that we are all worthless in the eyes of God. Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God"