Exactly what I've been looking for.
The city fathers of Freehold somehow neglected to erect a menstra hut outside the Freehold Supreme Court building. I've talked to the other judges and they constantly complain about the smell coming from the unclean time of the female staff here in the building.
I'm envisioning that each time one of the female staff shows up with that tell-tale smell, we issue them on the above items and that should clear up the odor coming off them.
Brother DeWitt, can you put us in contact with the distributorship for these items? We'd like to secure two case lots of them.
(I would normally have contacted Brother Free Market Fred for something like this but he seems to have too close a contact with the chink manufacturers and the Lord only knows what sort of smells they come in. And here I'm talking about the chink ones showing up smelling like fish heads or something and that's the odor we're trying to cover up.)