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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Bah. It is equally as likely for the Flying spaghetti monster to have created the universe.
If you're looking at one creation theory, you have to look at them ALL.
And besides, the FSM heaven sounds better
But my point is that a simple badly organized experiment conducted by a 10th grader (I'm thinking) is hardly conclusive proof of the origins of the universe.
Why, using that kind of logic I could prove the big bang theory by getting a can of beans, feeding it to a Landover senior pastor near an open fireplace......and......
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Imbecilic witch! The Holy Word of God does not mention spaghetti anywhere in its divine pages. If God had wanted us to worship food, he would have mentioned it I'm sure. We KNOW that Jesus is God, because the Bible tells us so. Don't be so thick.
As for your infantile joke about passing gas....how on earth does that have any bearing on this topic?
Answer: it does not. And I'll have you know that when True Christian pastors expel demons through their poop chute, it smells like roses, another miracle provided by Jesus.
Can your false pasta "God" do that?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)