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Default Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre - 08-23-2009, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Metatron13
Reverend, that is the key to success for your program. Most other concerns foster that kind of wrong thinking, and it certainly leads to major problems. Reinforcing the correct Biblical role for the Hamites is just so often neglected.
Yes, I purposely designed this ministry to avoid mistakes like the United Negro College Fund does. We can't afford to brainwash niglets with "positive thinking" or becoming "successful". I know it's not exactly P.C. to encourage negroes to be subservient, but we are not about being P.C., we are about following the Bible. This is what the Bible teaches us.

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Originally Posted by VictoryOS View Post
This sounds like such a wonderful project! As a compassionate Christian, I am very interested in taking part in this worthy cause. Reverend Jim, do you know what sizes are available for the t-shirts? The niglet won't actually come to my house at any time, will it? If it knows where we live, there's a high chance on robbery.

I'll ask my husband if we can get involved in this as soon as he gets home from his shift.
Okay, the current largest size available right now is Men's XXL. Now, I know those will be too tight for both you and your wonderful husband, but rest assured, I just placed a special order for much larger sizes. However, do know that a $10 surcharge will be placed onto your order.

The niglet won't ever come to your house, don't worry. All you do is provide the financial support, the pastors and volunteers do the rest!

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Originally Posted by Nobar King View Post
Can I just give my shirt to the little kid's parents?
Why are you ashamed of helping little niglets out, Brother Nobar? Don't you want the world to know what a great Christian you are?

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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
Hmmm. I'm interested, but am I going to have to send fried chicken and pies too, or is the money and prayer enough? More importantly, at any time will they be aware of my home address?
Money and prayer (actually, just money) is all that is required. We do provide little banquets once a quarter for them, usually fried chicken or catfish, but you are not required to attend. No they will not be aware of your home address. They won't even know your name. It is completely confidential!

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
Upon maturity, are they released into the wild to run free?
Well, we do our best to herd them into the Ex-Negro program immediately. The last thing we want is more wild negroes running through the streets, looting stores, hootin' and hollerin' at white women, drinking malt liquor out of paper bags on their front porches, etc.

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Originally Posted by Levi Jones View Post
Amen Reverend!

$50 a month and I can be even more smugly satisfied in my Salvation® without having to actually DO anything?!

I can't wait to wear my 100% cotton t-shirt proclaiming Christian love of MY niglet.
Exactly, brother! That is the beauty of this program. You don't have to do anything except pay your monthly dues! The ministry does all the work. We just need the funding to keep it going which is where you come in.


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