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Originally Posted by Bob4God
DETECTING SATANIC RHYTHMS:
Rhythm is one of the most basic elements of any song, and also the most dangerous. Certain rhythms can lead to toe-tapping, dancing, fornication, drug use, murder, and self-mutilation.
The actual rhythm of the song can be much harder to identify for Christians, since they are not used to listening to music with drums.
Drums are the most dangerous of all musical instruments, even more than the electric guitar! Drums have their roots in the dark continent of Africa where the voodoo hoodoo is just rampant. It is currently unknown to Christian scientists if it is ever safe to listen to drums or not.
Some particularly dangerous beats to look out for:
Boom boom BOP, boom boom BOP! (Also known as the Negro shuffle)
BOOM tata BOOM tata BOOM tata!
RATA tada boom boom TA! RATA tada boom boom TA!
Rhythms vary depending on the time signature of the song, that is, how many beats there are in a measure and which note receives a full beat.
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Another time signature not very often encountered is
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It is demonic.