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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Also, I agree that all these automatic devices have been used to entice women to drive, thus eroding civilization. Something should be done about it.
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Women should not be allowed to sit on anything that hums or vibrates, especially if it has a lot of small moving parts that could malfunction as a result of noxious vaginal gases encrusting them.
In fact I won't let my wife sit on any textiles or upholstery. I tried super tropical bleach and other military grade decontaminants, but the biotoxins in vaginal slime are resistant to them. Gortex lining in her panties is sufficient to contain the high viscosity liquid secretions and catch the chunks of funk and parasites that constantly fall from her yawning, gasping labia, but the tenebrous clouds of allergenic spores will still burn your nostrils from the next room.
Why God would create anything like that is beyond me. I can't wait until I get to Heaven so I can be free of women, and other soulless, lesser people.