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Default Re: Bo's Law (or how to tell real atheists from fake ones) - 04-12-2009, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ahlen Atheati View Post
You think that people who say they are atheist are wrong? That noone is an atheist? Huh?
How many times have you seen something on youtube and thought, “!!!What are the chances of that happening?” Bear that thought in mind.
An atheist makes the statement, “There is no God”

A secular scientist will tell you that everything (not just some things but everything) is uncertain (see that idiot heathen Heisenberg.)

If I say, “Don’t think of a hippopotamus.” The first thing that comes to your mind is a hippopotamus. If I say, “Don't think of God.” (Jesus forgive me, I’m dealing with a retard) what is the first thing that comes to your mind? God! You know a lot about Him, but you say there is no such thing.

You say there is no such thing as a unicorn and no such thing as God. I then ask, “If, as you say, they are both imaginary, how do you know they are not one and the same?” You could answer that but in doing so, you would display knowledge about something that you deny exists!

If I say, “Describe a Fragotus” you’d be stuck because I’ve just made that up and there isn’t a Fragotus.” I’d believe you if you said you didn’t believe in them.

So you see, you are not an atheist, you are an agnostic. If you are an agnostic, then you’d be better off believing in God to save the embarrassment when you reach heaven (Granted that in your case that is slight.)





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Author of such illuminating essays as,
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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