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Originally Posted by Missionary in Sweden
Praise Jesus for bestowing my wife with my seed.
But here's the question. She's very troublesome and needs plenty of correction. How much can I beat her without damaging the baby? Any advice on where on the body is best to hit her? Are electric shocks to prefer?
Or should I, like I'm doing now, trust that Jesus will protect the baby, and just beat her bloody as usual?
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My advice, Brother: before you do anything you might regret, take her to get an ultrasound. If she is with unblemished Man Child, then hands off her! Do not risk depriving the world of another True Christian Warrior™. If she's been cursed with with anything less (female, harelip, retard, etc.) then beat her as severly as you wish.