Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.) -
01-24-2011, 05:21 PM
Praise this list, Brother Cranky, praise every word it says!
#11. Your True Christian™ son punches a homer.
Obama/Oprah: Punish the kid and have sex with the homer to make up with him
False Christian: Tell the kid everyone is equal.
True Christian™: Praise the kid, go out and beat homers up together!
Why? Leviticus 20:13 ''If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.''
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